saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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