guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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