Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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