im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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