how can u be prego again
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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