Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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