p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
