bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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