The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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