all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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