On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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