he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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