Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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