He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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