margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After last night, I could never be a politician.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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