Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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