i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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