This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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