i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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