So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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