I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
