You just made me feel so damn special
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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