Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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