he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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