i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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