So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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