Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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