How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My balls are so social today.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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