My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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