Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
