Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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