i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
