can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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