You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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