chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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