I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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