So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
