I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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