I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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