think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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