Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
