the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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