i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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