I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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