I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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