is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
