operation have a gay friend backfired
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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