there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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