I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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