you would pick up someone in the library
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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