It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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