she was so not down for the gang bang
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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